Atheists in Heaven

December 13th, 2009 admin Posted in Uncategorized | No Comments »

My religious zealotry may run deep, but I got it honest. My great-grandfather was a founding Elder and pastor of West Nashville Heights Church of Christ. I was his first great-grandchild, born on his birthday. Another great-grandfather, who attended St. John’s United Methodist, preached to the convicts every week at the old Nashville prison. My grandfather told me stories of his aunt, who read the Bible on her knees for an hour every night. I come from an American hodge-podge of Puritans, Quakers, Mennonites, Jehovah’s Witnesses, and other assorted religious kooks. My interest was inevitable.
 
When I was a baby, I became very sick with an extremely rare disease. I spent my first two years in Vanderbilt Children’s Hospital. It looked like leukemia, but the tests kept coming back negative. I was slowly starving to death. Finally, the doctors came to my parents one day and told them to prepare for my passing within the next 72 hours. “We’re sending off another sample for one last round of tests, but we have no reason to believe the results will be any different than before. She won’t survive for longer than that in her present condition.” I was their first and only child, and of course my mother did not take it well. My father called his father to come to the hospital, but before my grandfather left, he called his Methodist preacher to meet him there, too.
 
When my grandfather explained the situation to his preacher in the lobby of the hospital before they went up to my room, the preacher asked if I’d been baptized. My grandfather told him I had not, because my mother went to Church of Christ and they didn’t believe in infant baptism. “We need to baptize the child,” the preacher told my grandfather, “or we’re condemning her soul to hell.” My grandfather was a religious man. He’d been saved at St. John’s during high school, around the same time he fell in love with my grandmother there. He prayed, he read his Bible every day, and every visitor to his home was subjected to some sort of religious discussion. That day, he literally hauled the preacher out of the lobby by his collar, and never returned to church again.
 
That night, my grandfather never stopped praying beside me. In the very early morning, the doctors rushed back into my room. “We finally know what she has!,” they told my family, “But there’s a problem. Nobody manufactures the medicine necessary to treat it. She’ll need three pills a day for the rest of her life, but it will cost $300 a pill to manufacture it.” My grandfather took out his checkbook. “Give me a figure,” he told them.
 
It turns out that night, in a medical lab in Buffaloe, New York, a medical student working nights as a lab technician had processed the tests the doctors had ordered. They came up negative, as expected. He went back to reading a medical journal. I don’t know why he decided to read that particular journal, but in it was an article about a pancreatic enzyme difficiency that was usually found in twins. There were five recorded cases of the disease, and only one of the patients had ever survived. She’d been born twenty years ago in Switzerland. Something in his head must have clicked. He looked at my file. He looked back at the article. He ran the test. It was positive.
 
The doctors figured out a less expensive way to get the medication I needed, and at the age of two years I quickly went from weighing a little over eight pounds, to being a normal, thriving kid. I hated taking that medicine, but I hated even more how sick I would become when I avoided taking it. The medicine was some serious stuff and had some dangerous side effects, but it kept me alive, so there wasn’t much choice.

A year or so after I left the hospital, my parents split up. My mother consulted her pastor at length about the decision. Finally, he advised her there was nothing left she could do to save her marriage. She felt like she had made the right decision, until the preacher proceeded to give a sermon on the sanctity of marriage every Sunday for the next six months. She left Church of Christ, but made sure I still attended with our extended family.
 
Just before my seventh birthday, Mom was struggling with her faith. She prayed to God to send her some reassurance that He was really there. The very next day, Mormon missionaries knocked on her door. After she visited the church and heard the Prophet speak she converted, and I decided to go to church with her. When my aunts sat me down on their sofa and asked me, “Amber, why do you want to join that church, don’t you love Jesus anymore?,” I replied, “Of course I love Jesus! I’m joining his church!”
 
The day before my baptism at age eight, the missionaries sat me down for another talk. They told me I would receive a special priesthood blessing for my confirmation that day. It would give me the Gift of the Holy Ghost. “You can receive other gifts in the blessing, too,” one Elder told me, “and if there’s anything at all you want to ask God, if you need something special, or you have a special question you want to ask him, pray about it tonight and ask him to give it to you in the blessing. Don’t tell anybody else about it, just ask God, that way if he gives it to you in the blessing, you’ll know it’s from Him.”
 
I thought about it. I didn’t really have any questions for God. I felt pretty sure I understood the universe at that point. However, there was one thing I really wanted, and that was to not have to take my medicine anymore. So, I said my private prayer, and I waited for the next day. Patriarch Blair laid his hands on my head, pronounced my name and his priesthood authority, conveyed the Gift of the Holy Ghost to me, and said, “the Lord has heard your sincere and righteous prayer, Amber. He wants you to know that when you rise from this blessing, your body will be restored to its full and complete form, and He wants you to always remember this as a witness of how much he loves you and all his children.”
 
I refused to keep taking my medicine after that, and since my mother was a believer, she let me do it. I didn’t get sick. When my pediatrician heard about this at my next checkup, he herded us over to Vanderbilt. The doctors ran their tests. Not only was there no sign of the disease, but there was no sign I’d ever been on the medication. They were dumbfounded, and wanted to keep me for more tests. My pediatrician, who wasn’t quite so dumbfounded, told us to go home, with the instruction that at the first sign I was getting sick again, we were to come see him immediately.
 
No one else in my family was very impressed with this healing, other than my grandfather. When I explained to him why I wasn’t taking my medicine anymore, he read me a passage out of the Old Testament, 1 Kings 17:21-24, where Elijah heals the son of a widow. She tells him after her son is healed, “Now by this I know that thou art a man of God, and that the word of the Lord in thy mouth is truth.” After he read me the scripture, my grandfather added, “I was worried when your mother started taking you to that church, but now I know it’s where God wants you to be.” I never once questioned my grandfather’s words until my early twenties. I read my scriptures and kept the commandments when my friends were doing everything they could to violate them. I was zealous in not just my devotion, but in my hunger to experience more of my faith. God was not just an idea for me, He was a real person, a present Father and a friend. “You’re going to marry a prophet one day,” my friends would tell me.
 
Of course, it was not to last. If nagging doubts won’t get you, the behavior of other believers will. Some of us manage to go through life without giving them both serious consideration, but I could never fully embrace dogmatism. For my crises of faith, it eventually came down to covenants. “Wickedness never was happiness,” promises the Book of Mormon, and we were encouraged to memorize the passage in high school seminary classes. God uses a system of negative and positive reinforcement, as a parent often does with a child. If we are bad and break the commandments, we are punished. If we are good and keep the commandments, we are rewarded.
 
The problems multiply exponentially. Mass murderers, rapists, and child pornographers not only get away with their crimes, they profit from them, while the good and righteous folks struggle to feed their children. ”I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the Lord do all these things” (Isaiah 45:7, KJV). God as an omnipotent judge must be responsible for the suffering of the innocent as well as the punishment of the wicked, and sometimes the dispensation of disease and destruction blurs the lines for who is in which category.
 
The apologists point out that we are all sinners, that we cannot know The Plan, that the suffering of the righteous is redemptive, that it will all be made right in the end. However, any parent will tell you that a reward system which is inconsistent and cannot be anticipated is meaningless to the disciplined. No wonder God’s earthly children abandon their chores and mock His capriciousness to their friends. We could attribute the good to God and leave the bad to the devil, but that does nothing for the omnipotence of God, nor does it really solve the problem.
 
For those of us who’ve experienced God as something more than a sadistic taskmaster, it’s still not easy to dismiss the idea as a farce. There is clearly something both transcendent and immanent that is better than that, but what is it? A special gene in our DNA that makes us hallucinate? An imbalance of chemicals in our brain? A psychosis of some combination or variety? Could it be that we have some desire or capacity that is unique to a percentage of our species, and if that is the case, is it something that is even desirable in evolutionary terms?
 
The intellectual masturbation involved in those questions is extraordinarily entertaining, but ultimately the insights we might reach from it still leave us unwilling to doubt our own sanity or deny our own experiences. If sanity is a willingness to admit you might be crazy, it’s also a willingness to trust your own senses, thoughts, emotions, and instincts. To do otherwise would be completely debilitating. If that paradox is to work we must be honest, even more with ourselves than with other people. God turns into something very ugly without that truth.
 
So what does a beautiful God look like? Omnipresence is a popular quality, but not necessarily in an intelligent sense. I find nothing comforting about the idea of always being watched. It’s a necessary trait for a Taskmaster, but I tend to envision omnipresence as a natural extension of, “ye are gods, and children of the Most High.” Some creation myths suggest that God created the universe because He was lonely, and maybe a little bored. He was limited insofar as existence was limited in its variety. Extending himself into all of creation provides a marvelously wide range of experience for God to play in. Judaism’s first definition of a monotheistic God was “I AM THAT I AM.” Definitions of God ultimately fail, because there is nothing in existence that is excluded from divinity.
 
This quality naturally leads to omnipotence and omniscience, but not necessarily in the way we typically think of them. Traditionally we discuss these qualities in terms of the exertion of will. Again, the Taskmaster makes his appearance. God has stated in scripture that He wants things on Earth as they are in Heaven, so clearly he has an agenda. If He is all-knowing and all-powerful, it would seem that achieving this agenda would be a simple thing. Why stack the deck against yourself by creating rules in opposition to your plans? Was he so bored he wanted a challenge? Is He so callous to suffering he didn’t care what costs came at his amusement?
 
I think of omnipotence and omniscience as secondary and subsequent to omnipresence. You must be all-knowing and all-powerful if you are composed of all that exists, but it doesn’t require that your power extends beyond the limitations of existence to a supernatural force that can play outside the lines of a natural order. Perhaps people want a supernatural God because it’s reassuring. Life on our little planet can be terribly cruel, and it helps to think you’ve got an ally who can make it all better. It’s certainly not reassuring, however, when that ally doesn’t come through with any help. Maybe I don’t need a pony for Christmas, but I have yet to hear a convincing explanation of why God wouldn’t use divine intercession to prevent the Holocaust. We are responsible for creating the world we live in, not God, but a God who is capable but unwilling to help is certainly not the God that Jesus worshipped.
 
What sort of Deity worthy of the designation falls within this definition? It’s certainly not Biblical. I appreciate liberal scriptural interpretation as much as the next Presbyterian, but I’ve studied the scriptures enough to understand that they do not communicate a twenty-first century viewpoint on theology. We can quibble all we want on how literally or seriously we should take the Bible, but there’s no question that as a document it’s not representative of my understanding of the nature of God.
 
Faith, according to Tillich, is a choosing. Far from being merely “the furniture of the mind,” by definition a belief in God necessitates action. The experience of God is not just the stuff of faith, but the life of faith. Only the truly miserly can long sustain their dogmatism without it. It necessitates a love of God so profound that you are willing to sacrifice everything in pursuit of that Beloved. It’s this love that’s always attracted me to God, particularly as expressed through Jesus Christ. That is probably true of most believers, and of all mystics and gnostics.
 
I’m fully aware that this might be a coping mechanism. I’ve never had a man in my life, not a father, not a husband, not even a serious boyfriend to depend on for affection. There was my grandfather, but in some ways he was so close to God in my perception and so fully absent most of the time that I may have identified them together on some level, especially in my experience of God as my Father. Human beings have a need not just to receive love, but to give it, too. The Catholic nuns who speak of their relationship with God in terms of a passionate marriage are openly mocked for their chastity. The common wisdom is that those who can’t find a husband and don’t have the courage to face their loneliness turn to the convent for consolation. If they are undesireable in the marketplace of desire, God provides a necessary outlet to sublimate their sexual frustration.
 
God-love demands an absolute loyalty and obedience to His dictates – “if you love me, keep my commandments.” That’s not to say I celebrate a divine origin for all the ancient commandments, or that I’m always perfect at keeping them. I have problems with slavery, stoning, and the condemnation of homosexuals, for instance. There are times when I absolutely despise my neighbors. “Charity never faileth,” but I do. One of the reasons I like Jesus so much is that he seemed to get the God-love right. Even if his story is a complete fabrication, it’s generally a great example of how God should be lived.
 
The interesting thing about God-as-love is that you step outside the bounds of textual analysis and the repetition of creeds to get to know God for yourself. This is a dangerous thing for churches, because it tends to melt away the accumulated bullshit and eliminate intermediaries. You can’t truly love someone by reading their blog and following their Facebook updates (ahem). It might serve to feed an infatuation, but it’s certainly not a relationship. Unfortunately, most of us have more of a stalking relationship with God than a loving relationship. I actually enjoy studying the Bible a lot, but it does not provide the basis for my faith, because that is called idolatry. The Bible itself is very insistent that’s something we should avoid.
   
I think it’s obvious at this point that I am not an atheist. Then again, that might be unfair. Perhaps I’ve just moved the goalposts of faith so far out that I’ve rendered atheism moot. After all, atheists love and give and receive. They are often better Christians than the believers. When Christ spoke of Judgment Day, he indicated that many of the people who went about spreading religion in his name wouldn’t be recognized as his true disciples, because they didn’t “do the will of God,” which of course is love. The inverse of this statement suggests that those who have lived godly lives without ever professing a belief in Jesus Christ might yet be greeted warmly at the pearly gates. A belief in God as mere “insurance” might not get the believers as far, as the lives of the unfaithful will deliver them.
 


Advent: Day 22

December 3rd, 2009 admin Posted in Uncategorized | No Comments »

I remember watching this movie for the first time in Seminary. Martin Sheen plays the fourth Magi, who spends his life seeking the King of Kings to give him his gifts. Watch and see how it ends.


Advent: Day 23

December 2nd, 2009 admin Posted in Advent | No Comments »

It’s been a long couple of days, so here’s another short entry. It’s a good one, though, because it has a clip from my favorite Christmas movie. If you haven’t seen it, watch it. It always puts me in a good mood.


Advent: Day 24

December 1st, 2009 admin Posted in Uncategorized | No Comments »

It’s World AIDS Day. Be a Good Samaritan. You know what to do.


Advent: Day 25

November 30th, 2009 admin Posted in Advent | No Comments »

The nativity scene of baby Jesus lying in a manger is a common symbol in American culture. As Christmas grows closer, Christians display it in their homes and yards and churches, a physical reminder of the scene from Luke 2:7, “And she brought forth her firstborn son, and wrapped him in swaddling clothes, and laid him in a manger; because there was no room for them in the inn.” Jesus was born during a census year, when his family was required to journey to the nearest census-taking center (in Mary and Joseph’s case, the town of Bethlehem), and when they arrived there the inn was already bursting with visitors. The innkeeper didn’t outright turn them away, however; he offered to let them stay in the stable, where Mary gave birth. Shepherds, answering the call of angels while they worked in the fields, joined with Mary, Joseph, and the livestock in welcoming the new infant. The three kings didn’t arrive until a few years later when Mary, Joseph, and Jesus were already back at home, where the wealthy Magi bestowed gifts on Jesus that would lift his family out of poverty.

Like most Bible stories, the account is sparse on some details, so we’re left to speculate about the exact circumstances. This is where exegesis usually begins. Some readers speculate that the innkeeper was callous to Mary’s condition of being near childbirth in a strange town with nowhere safe to stay. The moral is that we should sympathize with the humble beginnings of the Son of God and learn to exercise compassion as the innkeeper should have done. Other readers speculate that the innkeeper’s act of offering them the stable was compassionate, considering the crowded conditions and total lack of privacy Mary would have suffered inside the inn. If the innkeeper had truly been callous, he would have left the young woman to sleep out in the street, and Jesus would have been swaddled in a gutter instead of a manger. In that case, the innkeeper is an example of how best to be compassionate when resources are scarce and the need is great. The teachings of Jesus are very clear on one point: whatever we do to the least valued person among us, we are doing it to him (Matthew 25:40).

Thousands of people in my home town will not have shelter through the winter. More than fifty homeless people died on the streets of Nashville in 2008. The Metro Nashville school district reported 1,600 homeless children last year alone, and over 50% of the adults reported as homeless were working. The image of the dirty, scary, drunken man most people conjure in their minds when they hear the word “homeless” is far from accurate. Drug abuse and mental illness are often factors, but so is losing family, losing jobs, returning from war, or serious illness. Not only are most homeless people willing to help themselves, but relatively small amounts of help can assist them in making tremendous gains. My local government spends approximately $35,000 per year per homeless person providing emergency management services, but it costs approximately $17,000 per year per homeless person to provide housing and other necessary support services to get them back into a stable position. Faced with that sort of cost inefficiency, Nashville has decided to join a number of other American cities in providing real assistance to its homeless population, primarily through maximizing the efforts of private agencies.

There are ways that you can help. Volunteer or donate goods for Homeless Connect. Volunteer or donate with Room In The Inn. If you attend church and they are not a participating congregation, consider getting yourselves involved. Also, buy a copy of The Contributor (or three or four or five…) from every vendor you meet. This is a simple way for homeless individuals to legitimately earn money for themselves, and often the proceeds from their sales make a huge difference not only in the quality of their lives but also their dignity. As a man of God once asked me, “What if that person on the street was an angel of God sent to test your compassion? Would you pass the test of the innkeeper? Would you leave them out in the street, or would you offer them your manger?”


Christmas Poem for Soldiers

November 30th, 2009 admin Posted in Advent, Poetry | No Comments »

I’m not sure who originally wrote this poem. I found an unattributed copy of it online years ago (I no longer have the link), which I cleaned up a little to create this version.

Twas the Night Before Christmas,
He lived all alone,
In a one bedroom house
made of plaster and stone.
I looked all about,
a strange sight I did see,
No tinsel, no presents,
not even a tree.

No stocking by mantle,
just boots filled with sand,
on the wall hung pictures
of far distant lands.
The soldier lay sleeping,
silent, alone,
curled up on the floor
in this one bedroom home.

I realized the families,
that I saw this night,
owed their lives to these soldiers
who were willing to fight.
Soon round the world,
the children would play,
and grownups would celebrate
a bright Christmas day.

They all enjoyed freedom,
each month of the year,
because of the soldiers
like the one lying here.
Then the soldier rolled over,
with a voice soft and pure,
whispered, “Carry on, Santa,
It’s Christmas Day. All is secure.”


Advent: Day 26

November 29th, 2009 admin Posted in Advent, Postcrossing | 2 Comments »

I considered another sermon for the first day of Advent, maybe something on a personal virtue to cultivate over the next month, but in the end I decided on something more practical that I’ve been working on. It stems from my love of writing, particularly letter writing. Ever since I was a kid, I’ve loved to send and receive mail. I even collected stamps (it helped that I had relatives who worked at the local post office). Beyond pens and stationary and stamps, though, there is something magical about communicating through the post.

Many writers now lament the death of letters since we can communicate online instantaneously and worldwide, but then writers had those same laments as far back as 1890, reportedly due to their busy lives and the advent of newspapers. Services like Postcrossing demonstrate how people still long to make a personal connection through physical correspondence. Online communication is fantastic precisely because of its ease, speed, and low cost, but that also makes a letter or card that much more special to the recipient. Since sending a card or letter requires extra effort (and if you’re creative, allows for much greater expression), it has the potential to give a much greater message of hope, affection, or encouragement to the person receiving it.

Christmas cards are already a time-honored holiday tradition, but for the past two years I’ve decided to send some of them with a different recipient in mind. The Red Cross has started the Holiday Mail for Heroes program which gives Americans the opportunity to send holiday mail to soldiers serving in the wars overseas. I bought a box of cards and wrote a message in each one, sending them as a package to the Red Cross, who then forwards them to the soldiers. I encourage everyone to write at least one card and send it this holiday season. The submission period closes on Monday, December 7th.


Advent

November 28th, 2009 admin Posted in Advent | No Comments »

Tomorrow is the first day of the season of Advent. It marks the beginning of the Western Christian liturgical calendar and lasts approximately four weeks until the celebration of Christmas. The name of the season is from the Latin word “adventus,” which means “coming,” but Advent Sunday is rarely a focus on the first coming of Jesus Christ in the nativity. Instead, its liturgy tends to focus on the second coming of the Messiah in latter-days. Given what the Bible says about this Apocalypse (from a Greek word meaning “revelation” or “lifting of the veil”), it seems a strange thing to celebrate. The Gospels of Matthew and Luke predict a time of wars and rumors of wars, all manner of natural disasters, famines, epidemic plagues, and the breakdown of most of what we consider to be human civilization. The Gospel of Luke also predicts that Christ will appear “coming in a cloud with power and great glory.” Many Christians imagine it something like the movie 2012, but instead of John Cusack surviving until the end, the Son of God appears.

Not all of Christian theology takes this rather dim view of eschatology. All mythologies tend towards some prediction of the end of the world, and these predictions serve their purpose. They warn those of us who are lulled into security by our privileged circumstances that life, even life on Earth, is finite and often brutal. We should therefore show gratitude and sacrifice to do good while we still can. It’s often even a message of hope for those who find this world to be a disappointing and corrupt place, since it teaches that what exists now will certainly be destroyed in the future and a new (hopefully better) reality will be built in its place. The description of events in the Gospels in particular sounds a lot like today if for no other reason than life on Earth has always been filled with war, disease, starvation, and disaster. Jesus teaches in Luke that when we encounter these events we shouldn’t be filled with fear, but be mindful, pray for strength, and stand with God. Christian eschatology is unique in the sense that it does not in fact take place at some point in the future, but has already taken place and continues to take place and will yet still take place. Christianity in its highest form is a special mythos encapsulating the best values for overcoming tribulation and for making the world a better place. Christ has already come, and continues to come through the every day lives of Christians. The utopian ideal of a perfect world might someday be achieved, but only if Christians first make the presence of Christ real in the here and now.

This year, Advent season lasts for 26 days. Traditionally Advent was a time of penitence and fasting, much like Lent, although more recently the emphasis has shifted more to hope, anticipation, and rejoicing at the birth of Christ. All of these are appropriate responses to the liturgy, but this Advent I’ve decided to focus on the literal meaning of the season by finding ways to more fully welcome the Second Coming. This is a good time to ask ourselves, “If Jesus truly walked the Earth today, where would he be? What would he be doing?,” and most importantly,” “Would I be following his example?” The Christmas season has long been associated with gratitude, generosity, and giving, and the answers to those questions is why. American consumer culture has done its best to cannibalize the true meaning of Christmas, but we can still claim the holiday as a season of Advent when we make the conscious effort to do so. For the next twenty-six days on this blog, I will dedicate each day of Advent to a specific way we may welcome Christ to Earth for Christmas. I welcome you to join me.


The Second Coming by William Butler Yeats

November 27th, 2009 admin Posted in Poetry | No Comments »

Turning and turning in the widening gyre

The falcon cannot hear the falconer;

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;

Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,

The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere

The ceremony of innocence is drowned;

The best lack all conviction, while the worst

Are full of passionate intensity.

Surely some revelation is at hand;

Surely the Second Coming is at hand.

The Second Coming! Hardly are those words out

When a vast image out of Spiritus Mundi

Troubles my sight: somewhere in sands of the desert

A shape with lion body and the head of a man,

A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun,

Is moving its slow thighs, while all about it

Reel shadows of the indignant desert birds.

The darkness drops again; but now I know

That twenty centuries of stony sleep

Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle,

And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,

Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?